FORMAL DISCLAIMER

Dear sisters and brethren of the word:

We here at the Archdiocese Mental Health Clinic wish to advise you that the person listing on this board by the name of Robert Michael Vincent MacKinnon, AKA bobcat, is a mentally challenged individual. He appears to suffer from delusions of grandeur, multiple personality disorder as well as uncontrollable outbursts of paranoiac passion.

He has created a whole set of little imaginary friends and lives with them night and day. We wish you to understand that all characters portrayed within the bobcat, T&ME, Twoie and SallySerious posts are fictional. This includes me, Bobby, Uncle Tom, Aunt Maggie, Fast Eddy and his associates, Larry the knife, Richard and his traveling semi art show, Sally, Chicago Slim, Tomato trucks, Fat Frank as well as any others that may eventually come to light.

Post-Mortemism has taken on a life of its' own so it has become real. The sponsors are not. The products are. Any profits realized from sales will be used to defray Mr. MacKinnon's medication expenses.

Thank you for allowing our clients to be among you rather than locked up in a dingy cell.

Until you reap your eternal reward you shall be in our prayers.

Best regards,

Father Troy, director of admissions.

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